He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

Is it me, or since the sale has Dana White seemed really fucking bad at running a business? 

“We don’t know if this was racist”

Seems like Congress could use a new and radically different “Hastert Rule”.

Civility benefits the oppressor, not the oppressed. And in America, those are the two sides - there’s no middle there. Either you are wholeheartedly endorsing state sanctioned kidnapping at the border or you absolutely against it...if there are truly people in America who are not educated enough in the particulars to…

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

The angry nerds are going to attack Chloe while Hardwick’s comedian and actor friends slowly distance themselves away from the whole situation trying not to give a comment in case this somehow gets swept under the rug. Fuck Chris Hardwick and this horrible entitled nerd culture!

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

A team sponsored by Holy Roman Emperor Charles V consisting of Spain, Netherlands, Belgium, parts of Italy and France plus most of Germany and Austria would probably only be matched by a team from the personal dominions of his son Phillip which trades out the German and Austrian elements for Portugal and Brazil.

Oh man, I’ve been hard on the Peru bandwagon for years now. Watched a meaningless qualifier in 2014 against Chile in downtown Austin with a bunch of Peruvians (my fiancee is from Lima). They scored the winner in the final minutes of the match and we made an absolute mess of our corner of the pub. Most fun night have…

“Big Dookie! 9-1-1!” - Tim Horton’s manager

This is certainly A take.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

Is 11 really too early to think about lunch?

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

I get that Lebron absolutely took the Raptors apart, I get it. But are we all just forgetting that they barely got by the Pacers in round 1?

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

I mean, you could pretty much say the same thing about traditional sports.

At this point, it’s gonna be newsworthy when we can go a day without an e-leaguer being a racist/homophobic asshole.

Pitbull... all day, every day... and I dont even like Pitbull