"That dude is my thug"

- Richard Sherman

Andrea Bargnani: The GIF that keeps on giving.

I haven't seen a fucked up Italian charge like that since the Punic Wars

He's ignoring the questions because he, like all of us, doesn't know what the hell that guy is saying.

This press conference sucks. They should change those E's to R's.

Thug means "nigger." Let's not dance around it.

[Goodell] may as well attend games with his dick out.

Lol, I am the "wonderful bastard" from reddit. Thanks for noticing and posting this, so even more people can see those.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say I think people calling Sherman nigger and monkey is about race.

When...the ball hits your glass

How exactly are these obvious tells? The fact that we can see the hole cards makes them obvious to the viewer, but not even close to being obvious to their opponents as they replay the hand's moves in their head in the heat of the action. Also, people act like this all the time when they have jack shit. Does that…

"Wait, there's now a Shorter BBWAA? Finally, maybe now they'll let me in."

Next year, Deadspin needs to acquire a vote from another intrepid writer and then let Pete Rose make all the selections.

Darren Sharper, HOLD MY DIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!

Great catch. Total boner on my part.

Why did she wear a Nets' shirt to a Knicks game?

The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.

I wonder if Sherman got up right at 6. Doesn't seem like he's very punctual.