Good, bad; I'm the Raccoon with a gun.

Let's face it, tiger, you just hit the

Well, after my family saw the movie, we went and blew $60 on LEGO sets at the nearest Target we could find.

"The costume...it's actually a tie."

The happiest couples are those who give oral sex to royalty.

Thank god it wasn't just me.

The world needs more Dewback cop cars.

Neila Rey also posts her stuff on G+ and has a dead tree book available for $10 on Amazon.

Circle gets the star!

I'm Batman.

Head down to Target and hit the LEGO aisle. IT'S THERE!

These are gorgeous! And awesome! And give money to a good cause!

Destro and the Baroness! Practicing their clarinets!

Dat overbite.

North American skin flute? You don't say!

Let's go, Recent Changes! Those dastardly Redditors won't escape our all-knowing reach!

But...but...the 26th is after Christmas?

This is just what I need to go with the light-up T-Rex I saw last season.

As much as I'd love to believe that Roombas actually had any intelligence at all, the fact I often find our model has mired itself while trying to mount the edge of my daughter's dollhouse leads me to think otherwise.

And the answer is nope. Forgot that they changed the body slightly with the 700 series. Oh well. Maybe it's time to upgrade to the previous gen!