New Atomic Robo? Sign me up!

I'm going back to school, getting a math/science degree, going through teaching certification, and applying to the nearest high school just so that on the first day of school I can walk in, turn around slowly, and intone (in my best sing-song voice).

I've always wanted more of Maleficent - her backstory, her motivations, the origins of her powers - it has always felt to me that there was unexplored material there.

If they make shells based on the "Original Taco Flavor" chips will it create a taco-shaped wormhole that will destroy all reality?

Don't. Blink.

It will, in fact, make you sweat.

I wonder how much xanthan gum you'd need in the standard home-popsicle recipe. I actually have some at home that I use to stabilize homemade frappucinos.

It's a shame about Ray.

I came for the Thundercats. I stayed for the topless zombie gladiator soccer mom.

Stop confusing the issue with facts and logic.

"The softer material becomes plastic under the tremendous pressure and hardness of the bit."

But if they're orbiting, then the planet has to still be there. If it actually vanished, they'd be flung violently out into space.

I would pay good money to touch this man's balls.

His balls are beautiful, though. I'll give him that.

So he could no longer lift his giant wooden balls and built a machine to make them bigger...

A ball...peeler...

Just "balls" over and over and over and over again.

Scott shot it in 3D for 3D - a friend of mine who refuses to pay more than $1 for a movie will be shelling out considerably more than that to see it on the largest IMAX 3D screen he can find; based on the single trailer he saw in front of Titanic.

Piss my pants in terror?

A giant WHAT?