Have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again?

Of course, AmazonLocal just dropped a free voucher for $20 off refurbed Kindles...I know I should wait, but $49 for a Kindle makes me all twitchy.

We're gonna need a bigger mousetrap.

"They actually a few weapons, they learn from the aliens. They're very smart — that's one of the things about the dinosaurs. That makes them possibly the way they really were."

Hey, I LOLed.

It's like watching a vehicular hate crime.

Well he's fapping anyway...might as well make some art!

Anyone looking for a serious "bleeding-edge-of-the-Apocalypse" take on Idiocracy should check out Paolo Bacigalupi's "Pump Six" (from Pump Six and Other Stories). It's scary how little effort it takes to extrapolate an idiot population from where we're at now.

A Baaaaaane's gotta do what a Baaaaaane's gotta do.

Hearted. So very hearted.

The Bane image is begging for a meme caption:

Yeah, they're not surprised that you're not familiar with hipster metrics.

That's what I wanted to know as well!

No evidence at all - they had no fingers with which to snap.

You mean he's not whispering what he's going to do to him later? Because I'm picking up on all kinds of sexual tension.

For $3,000 I'll bring you the head, the...other...head...

It'll make me think twice about asking "was it good for you?"

And as the crushing embrace of earth rushes towards me, useless pterosaur reigns in my grasp, I will whisper my final words to the receding sky...

I always pictured them much smaller - this is possibly the most shocking dino image I've seen in years.

As long as someone also harnesses flying ostriches to save us all.