My fear is that they're all that stupid. I'm queuing up "Idiocracy" and taking in every detail, as it's obviously a documentary sent from the future.

This isn't the steampunk princess movie that we want; but the one we deserve.

If you could see, what I have seen with your eyes...

I have a pop-up book that taught me everything I need to know.

Stick a flower in a pile of shit and it might grow...but it's still stuck in a pile of shit.

Time...enough.

I'm terrified for that kitten.

I've always read the songs in The Hobbit as poetry, never really putting music to them. I am pleasantly surprised that this was one of those occasions where a talented filmmaker put what was in my head to shame. Brilliant.

"You came in that? You're braver than I thought"

Maybe your plan should be to get an iPad?

Is Cap...trying to kiss Cable?

Ooooh - good call. This was one of the nicer "reboots" of CC's duds that I've seen.

Man - why couldn't they have killed off Duke too? Out of the craptastic things in the first movie, he was the crap-tasticiest.

From orbit. Only way to be sure.

...makes me want to sneeze.

Bra.

Is it any coincidence that Turkish Delight, Steaming Glory, and Big Butts rounded up the pack here?

OK, someone needs to mash up Doctor Who, the Don't Blink cat, and Batman right...NOW!

It also helps if you scream GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...! as loud as you can whilst doing it.

Wasssssss onccccccce a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!