Student 1: What's that?

@DoktorFunkenstein: I thank you sir. For you I shall only count to four. I meant two! Three!

Five is right out!

@Smiley Massacre: LOOKIT THE BONNNNNNNES!

@Tipop: True...I really should just say "characters" and be done with it!

Let's hope the Zebra Batman issue is full of boners.

@drummrx: Jessica would be PERFECT for Joss. Her backstory w/ the Purple Man is the kind of tortured psyche crap that he loves.

#31 A Shepard Book book!

To everyone who wants Wasp; just remember that Joss loves to kill his females in interesting ways as well.

@FrankN.Stein: By Crom!

@drummrx: Mockingbird would be a great fan-wank; but she's got zero name recognition since Marvel killed her off in the 80s and only just recently brought her back.

@Smeagol92055: He looks deeply uninterested in his giant bolt of death...

@CrispyAardvark: "In a distant future America is no more. The oppressed population cry out for food, water, and delicious hard candies. All are inaccessible, kept under lock and key by the nefarious MasterLock corporation. From the mist, a hero emerges to bring justice and free them from their tyrannical overlords.…

@dackdavros1: LOL. Quite literally, in fact.

@Gurg: Nice.

Nooooo! Toucan Sam! Why do you haunt my nightmares still?

@catsmasher: LOL - if the rest of us have to suffer, cat, so do you.

*Ahem*

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): You know he's saying to the others "Oh, the pavement's hot? I wouldn't know, because I'm FUCKING FLYING!"