...the winger scored on a two-on-one breakaway...

(someone else already posted this, i see!)

Good luck transporting weapons into random countries.

If only we could measure the lives saved by using aircraft carriers to deter conflicts. I don’t know the answer, but since the development of modern aircraft carriers and nuclear weapons, the Northern European Plain has seen it’s longest period of peace since before Jesus was born. Just consider that back in the…

Yeah she is hot. This is one of the least embarrassing things that Bills tailgating has produced. Nobody caught fire, no tables were broken, no Zubaz pants. Congrats McCoy guy.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

and don cherry is probably gonna go on some rant about how these goals could have been scored by a southern ontario kid who loves to ride buses 

If they had thrown a soda can instead of beer, would it have counted as a pop fly?

Jeremy Clarkson doesn’t fix things. He mends them.

Preface, I’m not a network admin.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

But, you’d be the dopest Uber driver in the Del Boca Vista community.

Gawker Media the place where the left can do no wrong, the right is always the enemy, and there’s no such thing as a moderate. It would be nice to come to a website about cars and not have a political spin on every third article.

rise up and seize the means of AC Cobra production

Prior to the k/t event that killed the dinosaurs the planet was hotter and sea levels were higher.

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

Shoulda been you, Coach K.

it works for one reason:

International waters, Simpsons Did it!

So much for the bring back the Joe Pa statue. This story is still sick. The football program should’ve been nuked. Death penalty is too lenient.