My new stereotype: conservative Christian = racist hypocrite

I will slash their tires for you.

Exactly. On the way to work, I see crazies passing me at absurd speeds only to see them again, stopped at the red light at the off-ramp.

I applaud your bravery for driving 55 on the freeway.

He doesn’t consider himself rich though since he doesn’t have a private jet.

You’re God damn right. Equal rights all the time or none of the time. I’m so tired of seeing women hit men because they think the men won’t hit back.

‘tis better to let people think you’re an idiot than take a survey about chemtrails and remove all doubt.

You’d think Trump would be used to supporting losers by now—USFL, Trump University, and a couple ACA repeals now.

Texas doesn’t need the EPA to come visit. The state is full of Republicans who hate big government. I’m sure the companies will spend the millions to clean up the environment because they’re all about responsibility.

Take a star for the reference!

Don’t you mean my pedantic attention-to-detail and my unfamiliarity with vernacular phrasing? Let’s be consistent with the repeated redundancy.

Instead of cash money, can I give shirt clothing or pants clothing? Would food sustenance or water liquid help too?

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Is his name pronounced “A-Shit Pie”?

He was in fear for his life and was Standing His Ground.

I have an R56 and just don’t like the third gen styling at all.

Holy run-on sentence, Batman!

Another fine example of the drivers in Georgia.

That is so fucking awesome!

These Pro-Life Republicans are such hypocrites. On the one hand, they’re “advocating” for rights of unborn children and, on the other hand, they’re taking away rights to living, already-born people.