If you feel like shit about how you look, THAT should be your kick start.

The “hard way” is necessary if you want lasting results. If you go the lazy way and get the fat sucked out and your shitty habits will put you right back where you were, and the only weight you will have lost will be from your wallet. Fixing poor eating habits is the real aim, losing weight is the side-effect.

in this map the blue is the ISIS controlled area

Is this where the expression “Riding Bitch” comes from?

I thought that was headed to a mother-daughter threesome.

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

I would get one, let it sit in my garage, use it only on weekends, and get a license plate holder for my GT-R that says “My other car is a Vantage”

Can we call Doug’s car the Disad-Vantage?

According to how I play Call of Duty, they didn’t throw enough grenades.

Because crushing your woman’s skull is illegal in most jurisdictions.

A quick death.

forcing me to have to rip the E-brake.

They do when they burst out of the chest of Baraka.

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A promotion?

It will save your life bro.

Seriously, people.

something something 1.5 PSi off something something

I know...Diet Coke is really bad for you.