I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

So many commenters seem oddly proud not to know one of the stars of the year’s highest grossing comedy.

Sir, I will not tolerate you trying to marginalize Heidi Gardner, especially after years of watching the overrated Kristen Wiig reign

Wow. Fuck you, “todd.” Sorry you’re stuck with a shitty gig writing celebrity gossip where you can’t even get a full byline.

Careful, don’t mention Erdogan. You’ll get shut down.

At least we’ll have this to fondly look back on after Erdogan purges the HDP and institutes one-party rule.