Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

Jaggers was great when he tagged with “Dirty” Dutch Mantell as the Kansas Jayhawks.

After the game they all went to Pizza Hut where they played Tekken 3 and a couple of parents yelled at the coach.

Always wrangling truthers.

Yeah the sand one is a lot more impressive

I once knew someone who was going through a really hard time and had thought really hard about suicide. One night he decided he was going to do it. He was going to drive his car off one of the local mountains. He got into his car, inserted the key, and...nothing. It wouldn’t start. He sat there with conflicting…

How many assists did Roomba have?

That might be the best RKO out of nowhere I’ve never seen.

My favorite Mike Fahey story is second hand. He was at Comic-Con, sometime before 2011. He and McWhertor were down there together. Mike had saved up his dough to buy a bunch of toys from the floor and I guess he went there after the panels were done on Saturday. McWhertor came back to the room and found Mike laying on…

Fish and chips was a two-fer

Um, Marlins Man did it, so by definition every Marlins fan could.

Nahhh, the original players are all rotting in a Georgia jail somewhere. The cop finally got them.

still mad we can’t get a vote for DSHOF on that one, but most of the original players probably have moved on by now.

i bet the letters Diana gets are too scary to read, let alone publish.

The weirdest “This is Sportscenter” commercial ever, when the man on the toilet is revealed to be the Nittany Lion mascot.  

I never thought they’d have to back up the Brink’s truck because he wouldn’t be able to walk to it.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.