i bet the letters Diana gets are too scary to read, let alone publish.

The weirdest “This is Sportscenter” commercial ever, when the man on the toilet is revealed to be the Nittany Lion mascot.  

I never thought they’d have to back up the Brink’s truck because he wouldn’t be able to walk to it.

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

**BIG SPOILERS**

The bulk of my collection was around 88-91, so yeah, this is my jam.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

This is...SnortsCenter

Counterpoint: Junkrat is amazing.

Oh man... the rare apple prototypes! I remember a few years ago (maybe more than a few) when some media company got a hold of an iPhone 4 from a bar and it caused a HUGE problem. They weren’t invited to Apple events, I think there were some legal ramifications, etc. Have to go look up who that was...

{spoiler} The if you have sex you can’t touch a unicorn part was more effective than any other talk about abstinence I ever had. {/spoiler}

I found a Wind in the Door way more confusing than Many Waters. I loved Many Waters. The way they used unicorns to time travel was mind blowing.

I always kinda liked Many Waters because it gave Sandy and Dennys something to do and was just kind of batshit insane.

I am telling you: The Motherfucking Patriots will get him and develop some heretofore unheard of defensive position that will drive everyone nuts for 10 years.

Nailed it.

Better known as “quick kids! another huge Avengers movie is coming out, get everything in the house back in order so no one notices the party we were having....”

Let’s all pour one out for Larry.

The latter. But it would be, like, hep slang among teenagers in a world with zombies.

Oh, it’s just Carl. Whew. That guy sucks. I thought for a second that Coral died because you posted a picture of him.