+1 defenses win championships

People that still choose to eat meat don’t care about consequences. Flavor is the ONLY thing that matters.

How bad do you have to be at pricing groceries to be putting from that distance?

I hope LeBron goes to Boston just to mess with Kyrie.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Sometimes, for no reason at all other than it cracks me up to do so, I write Not Penny’s Boat on my hand and press it against people’s office windows.  

pretty sure this will be on Phillip Rivers tombstone

“HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?!?!”

Most gut-wrenching and powerful scene in that season! Charlie was my favorite character, and I really wanted him to make it off the island.

I really want Curt Schilling to eventually get in. Just not now, or on his last ballet, or anytime in the next 20 years. I want him to finally be elected when he is an old, frail man; at a time when when he takes the stage, everyone will be referring to him as a Dinosaur.....and his brain will be so strung out and…

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

Looks like he’s doing a different kind of doping before races now.

This is the only acceptable time that a jumping #23 is allowed on a football field.

Oh yessssss, yesssssss. That’s the stuff.

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

Add some roman numerals to the end of that or GTFO.

And 100% of these kids’s parents wouldn’t rent out their Air BnB to people with “black sounding names.”

Blokus