Something that the last few weeks have made me done is really go over my own past in the hopes that I could convince myself that I was one of the “good” guys and while I know I’m on solid ground in terms of always having consent when I’ve had sex I do really wonder about how I’ve acted in all-male spaces in…

I’d mock you, but I have an uneasy feeling that you might be my accountant.

I have a more stringent policy on microwaving fish in the office than the WWE has on steroids.

WTF, no opinion on diagonal staples? So much better, and less chance of tearing.

....Or at least don’t sit in the upper level. With all the alcohol consumption, it doesn’t take much for something flare up.

I mean, I don’t know how much clearer I can be about this (I also don’t know why people dance around making this point): If you support Donald Trump, you’re a bad person.

Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.

(He is not the same Daniel Roberts who has written for Deadspin about Floyd Mayweather, but people will probably still tweet angrily at him the next time the other Daniel Roberts writes here.)

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

They’re gonna fuck me out of hundreds of dollars. My friend and I took a 4team parlay for the whole season, and part of that parlay was Jets under 4.5 wins.

A week or a month to recover? Bullshit. It takes months, sometimes years to recover from a broken heart.

Shawnee KS. I grew up maybe a mile from there, never thought I’d see a picture of my hometown Ace Hardware on Jalopnik!

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

1. Use of Helmet and Facemask. An opponent must not use his facemask or other part of his helmet against a player who is in a virtually defenseless posture-for example, (a) by forcibly hitting the defenseless player’s head, neck, or face with the helmet or facemask, regardless of whether the defensive player also uses…

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

And if you don’t think white privilege is a fact, you don’t understand America.

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.