Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

The red shirt dude...that reaction is four feelings in one face.

SPORTS BLOGGERS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEEMS!

That sounds vaguely familiar. I spent 10 days there last year, right after the Pope’s visit and right before President Obama came down. I miss those days. Truly one of the nicest vacations I’ve ever had.

It is some tasty shit, and a nice break from the obligatory mojito before dinner. Both the dark and light (I can’t remember the name) are made by the State. Not bad for a bunch of dirty commies. “Bucanero” gave us the word “buccaneer” according to one of my Cuban hosts. Something to do with them smuggling bacon, iirc.…

That’s known to happen. I do a lot of printing at work, and I curiously enjoy the smell of a freshly-opened pack of paper. Try driving past a paper mill sometime and stick your head out the window. (Actually, don’t)

My family and I (wife, 2 daughters now 11 and 7) have gone the last three years for what we call “Hallowee-Mas”, usually arriving a day before Halloween and staying through November 5th-6th or so. The parks are not nearly as crowded AND you get the added benefit of experiencing two “holidays”. By this I mean that the…

Horrible choice of music. Needs some Benny Hill. And it’s so relaxing seeing cyclists eat asphalt.

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

I read this article... doesn’t every one of the tests they use actually prove the point that resting is better? I’ve tested this with both thick steaks and pork tenderloin roasts as drunken experiments.

Nice

Here at this website, we help with that 10% issue.

Always highlight truthers.

My idiot friends and I wouldn’t have made it through an hour of this before going double agent on each other and driving away while the dunk dude is left alone in the driveway. We were sort of dicks. Also, none of us could dunk.

Two obvious takes

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

Be fair. The chain link fence adds 10 pounds.

So the writing is bad but technically correct?

I just legit screamed, A++ answer (hi, I’m Jolie and we have not yet met but I am real big on bed-making, it’s weird)

Well, Kansas.