Needs more white vinegar IMO

hooray for promotion truthing

GOAT discussions are really tiresome.

I drove from Cambridge to Western MA this weekend and for at least 45 minutes after I got on the highway, there was a man in front of me driving a Tesla, with his hand out the sunroof, just there, not signaling or signifying anything, the entire or like 90% of the time. Yeah man, we see you.

My neighbors ignored me until they found out I was a lawyer and constantly ask for advice. FML, but I’m too polite to chase them away.

This is the thing though, right? Only fairly recently has “living in the same neighborhood” stopped qualifying as a pretty major thing to have in common with another person.

I just bought a house (cuz I’m millennial who doesn’t buy avocado toast), and I’m not opposed to knowing my neighbors. But it’s definitely a shared interest/no one my age near me issue. Also, I’m not married and have no kids. So I’m an odd man out in the area.

Same. Joined the HOA board thinking it might be a good way to meet some neighbors. Turns out it’s just a good way to get yelled at by some neighbors.

I feel you, man. My ex convinced me to buy in a neighborhood that I thought was questionable, and went downhill from when we bought it. In the five months my former home was in the market, we had 26 showings. 25 said “good house, but concerned about the neighborhood...” (and one that didn’t like the paint color).

EYYYYYYOOOO

With all its success, Simmons just should name his new site Can’t Land.

big idiot’s beef

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Life’s tough for all you John Rampinos out there.

There also was no profuse apologizing. No Canadian can go that long without apologizing at least 15 times.

no references to poutine either

u gon die soon

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.