big idiot’s beef

I just ate a large pepperoni pizza with a side of cheese bread in about 45 minutes, so I feel pretty good about myself.

Same. My two boys are wonderful. Don’t do it.

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Life’s tough for all you John Rampinos out there.

There also was no profuse apologizing. No Canadian can go that long without apologizing at least 15 times.

no references to poutine either

u gon die soon

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

Cancer can fuck right off.

The capital letters spell out ‘3-1'

warriors Fans are wIshiNg thAt they couLdn’t underStand it, either.

You mean 76's ult hasn’t already been nerfed? I’ve honestly never killed more than two players with one use of it and have definitely never gotten POTG with it like every other 76'er seems to every time they use it. I’ll have the entire team in my sights, trigger held, and then they seem to take no fucking damage and…

Also, if you’re in a good area for it, try a hummingbird feeder. A little more labour intensive but Hummingbirds are also neat to have show up out of nowhere.

“Camps? I think he meant centers.” - Sean Spicer

I believe I speak for all of us.

Which Deadspin editor

Damn, that last tweet is beyond poignant.

Not to mention how sad it is his 2 kids with Tisha Taylor Murphy have lost both parents to cancer.