Crimson Slide

+ 3/5^ths?

As soon as the Knicks are good enough to get a 3-1 lead in the playoffs, I’m sure they’ll blow it.

Well, Bob, I wouldn’t say he’s MISSING the Knicks game.

Don’t give in to your anchor. It’ll weigh you down.

Some fo’c’sle have a problem with whatever you choose to do.

Take a bow for that one.

I’m not the prowed one here.

You catamoron

Maybe one of these days I will come about.

Schooner or later, you’ll appreciate these nautical puns.

I feel like there was something here I didn’t ketch.

Just skipper over it next time.

Damn it Petchesky. I’m tired of your junk.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

Alternate headline: Fundamentalists afraid of fundamentalists.

And frankly, if your pubes aren’t long enough to use, then you’re doing it wrong. (Or you really should stop using old bleach bottles to make wine and maybe your pubes will grow back.)