Nothing says USA more than changing your system to reap the highest benefit.

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Back in the day there was a wrestler by the name of Bobby Jaggers, either The Hangman or The Kansas Jayhawk. He was from a town close to where I grew up. I don’t think he every hit the big circuit but I remember him coming to school one day to talk to his daughter’s class and his forehead was so cut and scarred up. I…

I had a microagression salad today. It was a little sad.

Tumble tracks are springy enough to help anyone do a flip.*

Highlight truther here. That second video shows the flip done off a tumble track, which is a long trampoline, he lands on the mats.

I love this movie. It was on sale a few weeks ago on Amazon Video so I bought it and showed it to my kids. They liked it too.

Colon’s stomach is made of non-Newtonian fluid.

Back before security was a real issue (1997ish), some buddies and I were flying to Vegas for spring break. My friend had just shoved his shower caddy in his carry on and when it went through the machine they asked him to take it out and send it through oh its own. When he unzipped the carry on, bathroom products…

The real Process was the souls it destroyed along the way.

I have bought a few of these and keep them scattered around. They are long lasting ear buds with decent sound.

I have bought a few of these and keep them scattered around. They are long lasting ear buds with decent sound.

Thank you for posting this. I have been missing his writing and wondered if anything had happened.

Does pancake or waffle top the list?

My buddy set his two kids out on the yard with badminton rackets to swat those out of the air and after a month of not making a dent in the population, called the exterminator. 

It might suck up pet hair but a lump of dried cat poop or a Colgate Wisp will sure clog up the system. So I’ve heard.

It might suck up pet hair but a lump of dried cat poop or a Colgate Wisp will sure clog up the system. So I’ve…

It’s Nerf or nothing.

Do you guys have side bets on things like who will get the most dead letters and who gets the worst, worst spelling, etc.? If so, can we get in on the action? Maybe that’s a new recurring post.

I forgot to send in that my grandpa used to take a glass of milk and fill it with popped popcorn. Little known fact, you can fill a glass of milk with popped corn and it won’t overflow but a glass of water will.

Winner: Bruce Weber