I was considering doing this sort of thing with my old 2nd Edition stuff, if I can ever find it. Roll simple characters and not get too involved. Since I have the old stuff, might as well use it right? Give them a start at least and if they want to upgrade as they get older they can.

First Johnny Football, now Patty Tennis. A&M loves their bad boys.

I like the grapefruit analogy because you never know when you will find yourself in a videogame setting.

That’s the white walkers coming over the wall. They don’t need no stinking zombie dragon to melt it.

Don’t meth with Missouri.

Rye do you ask?

Never underestimate the idiotic.

At least these people didn’t think you were ESPN. The reading comprehension of the haters is going up.

Man, you know you fucked up when your mom is down on the floor pulling you out of the fight.

What if they trade for Big Dick Nick this offseason?

I just assumed they gave him the date that Bill was retiring, why else would you stay on?

Has anyone said Eddie the Eagle yet?

That’s what Ric Flair gets for hard timing the Eagles.

That man, while in the wrong and should be punished, is a god damn hero and it’s too bad he didn’t make it five feet further.

This man was seriously injured, can’t we give the puns a break for once?

I’m glad your daughter got better. Fuck cancer.

A lot of salt gathering between those team. Salt is good.

My wife is in a coma.

That’s ok because you’re their best seller.