What if the pie was baked into the cake?

You’ve probably answered this before but best Christmas gift received? Mine is a tie between the Millennium Falcon and the NES.

I know they are picked for this very reason but I love, absolute love, the letters that call someone stupid and then proceed to use wrong words, incorrect spelling, etc.

Red eye out of Vegas after a night of no sleeping/drinking/debauchery. Started getting the sweats and dizzy before we pushed away from the gate. Couldn’t get any water to drink before we were above 10,000. I thought I was absolutely going to die right then.

Do you put the bacon grease in with the bacon, or just the bacon?

I put together a freaking mini trampoline one year. After that, no more I said, this will be done before Dec. 24th. *ONE YEAR LATER* This dollhouse is taking forever to put together, and what if the hammering wakes up the kids? I’m NEVER doing this again. Etc.

I thought maybe Dennis was the unpaid intern. I see I was close.

Timeline for gift prep:

I keep pointing out that Currie has never hired a football coach and his only major coaching move was to force a well liked Frank Martin out and hire Bruce Weber.

Meanwhile, his uncle Bald Bull has committed to beating Little Joe every time to meet.

I don’t know if I am grayed here or not but would appreciate to not be. Thanks.

I have never tried the foil on the grate trick. I will now.

They have to work Capt. Lou in there somehow.

The mourners at the funeral, both humans and horses alike, all sported long faces.

That was a hell of an outfield. Damon was my favorite but Beltran won me over soon after starting.

I know, but this inconveniences me.  

Why you got to go on a Tuesday night. Killing me.

Unfortunately, like a couple of others in this thread, we have first hand experience with this. Two years ago we lost our son at 20 weeks and damn did that picture get me. Good on Marquise for doing what he did. It is impressive that he could function at such a high level after experiencing such loss.

*you’re*

Which kid that I coach are you the parent of?