My dad was “lucky” in that regards as the type he had allowed him to keep working for 30+ years after his diagnosis. It was the second bout with cancer that did him in. Stay strong and good luck.

On target.

I was stating that for a friend.

Just think, some foot fetish junkie is getting off to this story right now.

Damn logo truthers.

I have stopped buying as many books because when an event starts I have to get them all and $4 a pop got to be too much when an event crosses over into seven hundred different books.

To be fair, Higgins is a horrible ref for the entire season, not just in the NCAAs. I get to watch him in the Big 12 on a weekly basis. If you are going to harass him, harass him all season long.

It appears he needed to cars worth of backup to make sure the turkey was dead.

I would star you but don’t want to ruin the count.

I can have blood drawn, I just can’t watch it. I was giving blood one time and my co-worker and I decided to see who could fill their bag the fastest. I was watching mine fill up and then I was seeing nothing. Ever since if I try to watch when they draw blood I get woozy. If I look away I am fine.

I too came here to say this. Salt your coaster, no stick.

I seed what you did there.

When I was a kid we used to swipe produce out of Mr. McGregor’s garden all the time when we walked home from school. He never missed those carrots.

They don’t need to worry about drinking and guns, 99% of the population there is Baptist and they all swear off drink. You guys are worried about nothing. Pig Souieeeeeeeeee.

This is true, but it would be a little unwieldy with four people using bread knives to cut steak at one table. A meat slicer will also cut both bread and steak but suffers from the same issue.  

All night.

Meanwhile the janitor crew of Robert, Belle and Terry are last on the list - not much trade value there.

I read the headline as Lionel Richie and thought that explains Dancing on the Ceiling.

I’m going to write a column about the trade values of my coworkers. Inspired by all these other columns.

You must be young, or never watched a demo at a state fair. Ginsu knives were cheap serrated things stamped out by the million. Their thing was they could cut through anything and still be sharp. The commercial showed the knife cutting through a can and then slicing a tomato.