That made me laugh a lot. He does not suck at comedy.

Fine burn.

All the stars for this article. Although you missed a chance to pull in another long time KU player, Wayne Simien. I think they played together for eight years or so in the early aughts.

Try a filling hot Dickens Cider, finished off with a shot of cream.

Heard the kids comes from family money. School is going to miss out on future gifts from the big ol’ Dickens Cider Corporation.

Guess I shouldn’t have turned those tickets down, now.

Which Senate building you in?

What goes in that red lane of traffic?

My window looks at a bathroom. And a reflection of myself.

But he only wants to be with them??!!??!!?

I thought they said the team name was Jedi Smashers and thought, there is an awesome team name. Left disappointed. I like the new direction this blog is taking, though.

Or when we found out that Col. Henry Blake’s plane crashed into the sea and there were no survivors.

Are you saying that pro football and their fans are much better?

Dammit not fast enough.

As homoerotic as you want to make it. 50+ guys living in a big house together - you can start there.

It was painted. But we were college aged kids - dick moves are sort of the thing at that age.

Maybe I should have said cradling him. I didn’t say there should be a penalty, just they were holding him. Dude wasn’t levitating and should have collapsed with some sort of structural support.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but they were holding him on that play.

My fraternity house at college had communal showers, as they are wont to do, and we stole some patio furniture from a neighboring sorority house to put in the shower. We would then sit around in their chairs, butt ass naked, drinking beer and showering. When the finally begged us for the return of the furniture, we…

+1 Swingline