Conan should just have Cube and Kevin Hart in every driving bit. Holy shit, that was funny.
Ok, this was actually a great skit.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.
work gave me photoshop and it was a terrible idea
I imagine Lindsey’s “rotating First Lady” would be the ballerina figurine that slowly spins to gently tinkling music when he opens his music box in wistful moments.
Lindsay Graham had only one percent, that's only one percent more than me and I never started a campaign.
This mother fucker.
Completely. It’s such bullshit, especially as he steadfastly avoids naming the medical waste companies allegedly doing it. And in his official letter to the OH Department of Health asking them to investigate Planned Parenthood, he actually avoids even mentioning the existence of medical waste companies!
He makes it sound like PP is throwing fetuses into garbage bags, schlepping them out to the bed of an employee’s pickup truck and making a trash run out to the dump.
EVERYTHING WRONG IN AMERICAN IS PLANNED PARENTHOOD’S FAULT!
It takes some fucking balls to bury the news that your “investigation” turned up absolutely nothing illegal by somehow accusing Planned Parenthood of breaking the law because allegedly a third party medical waste disposal company is not disposing of medical waste properly.
“I’m a strong, tough, rugged, urban man who can stomach the gritty violence and strong themes of films like The Revenant, because I walk the mean streets of the naked city every day. I’m an apex predator and the metropolis is my pre...OH COME ON YOU GUYS, STOP BEING SO MEEEAAAAAN! It really hurts my feelings.”
those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc
If I had given the matter 15 or 20 seconds worth of thought
If anyone’s curious why Mr. Wells starts off his statement with “Every time this happens,” well, let’s just say he has a long and sordid history of this kind of behavior. Specifically, he was the guy that made so much noise over Jennifer Lawrence being “too big” for The Hunger Games, and said that readers should…
Dear, dear friends, we gather together today to mourn the untimely disemboweling of Jeffrey Wells, film critic, rent…
Your mom thought she was unpopular because of her weight. In reality it was her shit-ass personality.
Only if you’re blackmailing and extorting someone.
Can I just make shit up and send it in?