Yes, because a smart, strong woman hooking up with a brave, loyal good man is obviously stupid. What was Hermione thinking? Ron is POOR. And has a sense of humor. And a strong foundation of family. God Hermione is so STUPID.

"If I had to die" Are you immortal?

...That makes me feel bad for the spider. If I had to die, "eaten alive by a fucking titan" would be pretty damn low on the list.

Well you can't knock her originality.

i was trying to find a funny, related, image for this article but could find anything good enough. so have this:

Our former pastor just passed away this week, and I found myself thinking about the time he blessed my guinea pig. His reaction was something like, "What the heck is that thing?" *drops down to eyeball it* "Well, okay I guess..."

That is not a sentence I thought I would ever read.

Hail Mary, full of DAT ASS, the Lord is with ONE MO SONG. Blessed art thou among DEM TITTIES and blessed is the JIGGLE of thy BADONKADONK. Holy Mary, mother of TWERK, pray for us BITCHEZ now and at the hour of MAKE IT CLAP.

Because walking around barefoot in public is gross and a good way to get a staph infection?

Oh! I know the answer to this one: MEEEEE!!!!! Did I pass?

I haven't been able to wear anything around my neck since 4th grade when some jackass on the bus thought it would be funny to choke me "just a little bit" with my scarf. NO SCARVES.

Escalators are terrifying.

The judge then went on to change her status to "It's Complicated."

Little Who is a proud member of the Girl Scouts and it was all for the cookies. Yea the cookies.

"Mommy, something creepy happened to me" has to be the most terrifying sentence in the English language.