.........you are joking.

Because women are the master race.

I read about apartheid in 3rd grade , and i lived in a country where there is no, excuse my language but I know no other way of getting the point across, Black population. I don't know whats wrong with the world.

I spewed thick thick orange juice all over my keyboard due to this excessively funny comment of yours and am now typing on my almost 0% battery tab.

Are you.................... GOD?

Best response. You win 1 INTERNET.( I don't know what it is just that everybody seems to be giving them out like candy at halloween).

I just realised the one on the right is the daughter and the one on the left is the mother. this lip duck face thingy made me realise it.

I concur.(I learned that word today and so might be using it wrong.)

My serial killer friend has offered to buy you both a chanel and a gucci purse and in return asks that you

Is it just me or do all women look alike?

WHAT IS THAT GIF FROM?!!

You made my day! I haven't laughed like that in months.

WTF?!!

You don't really get the russian government do you? The fine would have been large enough to seriously hurt them and make a bit more room for domestic russian firms

Hate to break this to you but they would have laid off Ikea or instituted a huge fine.

Isn't this like necrophilia?

First comment on article !

A panda walks into a bar and orders fries. the only other customer there and the bartender watch the panda eat in silence. When he is done the panda gets up walks up to the bartender and shoots him. The other man says

This is pointless and makes the Greek community look bad for no reason.