And you’re full of mostly water, and I have consumed dark chocolate this fine morning.

Replace her with Terrence Howard!

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This is an incorrect take.

I don’t understand this (and I don’t watch the show or find him funny). Doesn’t the show provide well researched summations of the topics it covers? Can you help me understand what the expectation was and how he failed at it?

Travis Scott comes out against crushing deaths, announces nationwide arena tour to benefit victims of last arena tour.

Good point - Maybe when you can make a real action scene, you do it, and when you have a stage and a few actors with lifespans into their 40s, you don’t bother. I had to keep myself from using the term “kids movie” in my first comment, but I agree.

I kind of see what you’re saying, but I think that ignores just how much their dramaturgy underlies any of ours - So why discard what makes their tragedies timeless enough to still be performed and read now to focus on the quality of watching someone play with action figures.

Clearly, there is a ceiling on what you can do with a bunch of superheros farting laser beams on each other. Maybe a Guillermo Del Toro is the closest to having an auteur’s vision that aligns with the inherent genre silliness, but practically, something like Iron Man is about the best the material can achieve - Fun,…

Facebook actually did a company-wide search to find their most charismatic employee, which is how they discovered an unknown gem named Mark Zuckerberg to be their spokesperson.

Listen babe, if you don’t marry me, the terrorists win!

I’m in my 30s, so I don’t have to imagine being 18.

This is my kart. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Fuck it, I just don’t get it.

Granted

Crypto people are the bedbugs of the internet

Keanu has somehow gotten even worse as an actor (certainly more self-serious). Bill and Ted may have been his high mark.

*Sheryl Sandberg’s husband dies*

I’m just going to dial the first 9 numbers now so that I’m ready.

There’s nothing crazy going on if you’ve played a decent amount of Super Metroid. I could see it being infuriating for people who haven’t.