I’m willing to accept a massive tax cut if it’s for the good of humanity!

I just appreciate that someone created a simple, three letter marker to help me identify morons that want to go live in some libertarian paradise on a small platform somewhere in the North Atlantic.

You know what, a story-writing NFT MLM seems to have the maximum synergy of all the zeitgeists in the multiverse.

Clearly the DSM is just not cutting it anymore. I’m going to make a catalog of all the NEW mental illnesses. Don’t worry, don’t worry - It will be available as an NFT.

The word “mensa” means, roughly, dummy in Spanish (it would be “menso” for guys, but I won’t let that stand in the way of an enjoyable little cosmic irony).

Here’s a graph of a man reaching his limit

Odds are at least one person masturbated to that guy’s calculus class.

I thought this show was about Star Trek!

Hey, TNT knows drama.

WHERE IS BURN NOTICE!?

I have high hopes for what I can achieve, but I now know that I will never have the chance to coin the term “dumpsterfuck”, which is a pretty good coinage.

Me too, and I don’t respect ANYONE that collects Funko Pops

They both live in a society!

I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my Batman full of German-expressionistic mise-en-scene!

It has become quite clear reading your posts that you simply don’t understand Itchy & Scratchy Money

Pronounced “Bris Cocaine”

I plan to add the caine from Michael Caine to my Hollywood memorabilia dungeon in short order!

Only because we are going down a pedantic rabbit hole - The 1st Amendment prohibits the government from limiting free speech, but let’s not pretend that the concept of free speech is enshrined only within the 1st Amendment. All kinds of actors can have varying commitments to free speech, so it’s incomplete to just end…

It’s just interesting that it seems to be something along the lines of “Nebraska Car Salesman”. I wonder how they came up with that? After all, you don’t hear the “Mid-Atlantic” accent anymore.

Do all of your moral positions hinge on the prior existence of a practice?