Based on the Ottawa Sun article, he seems to be claiming that, due to a combination of morbid obesity and having such a small penis, penetration would have been physically impossible. The story doesn’t make clear if the victims said they were vaginally penetrated, though — just that he was charged with aggravated…

That makes me sad. I kinda like Angie Harmon.

I realized midway through the article I’d confused her with Angie Harmon, who I think is very conservative.

So she basically just playing herself in Groundhog Day?

“You know folks, My hands are just too small to grab her by the pussy”

its not the sex, you f’en twit...its not sex. its as though you are saying you are innocent of stabbing someone, you only cut them, because your knife didn’t go deep enough. its the act of sticking something in them they didn’t agree to, you waste of breath and flesh.

If I were the judge hearing this case my response to this defense would be to declare him guilty immediately and also guilty of the murder and probably every other unsolved crime in a hundred mile radius.

This will no doubt be Donald Trump’s next talking point as well.

Rapists, hiring a female lawyer to defend you doesn’t make us think you might be innocent. Especially with as stupid a defense as this one.

You don’t need a dick to be a dick to commit an assault and rape.

All Jeremy Scott does is rip-off Korean street style print for print (not to mention street artists and skate designers) you can pick up all this crap on the interwebs for chump change

While I doubt it will really encourage drug use- except maybe in the handful of rich kids of IG that can afford to purchase that bullshit- my frugal sensibilities are more offended. The fuck does a big Sudafed pack cost $950 for?

I don’t want to defend Moschino because I hatehatehate all the fugly stuff that Jeremy Scott designs but I think America is getting too tender-hearted with their trigger-warning pearl-clutching culture. What about prints with all those cute martini glasses or manly beer mugs or champagne bottles, I mean, where to…

Someone on Twitter noted that the people on the stage with the candidates were undecided voters. But there was an audience surrounding them that was full of Clinton and Trump supporters, who were doing the cheering.

the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

According to some witnesses, the issue wasn’t that people were only supporting Trump, the issue was that the left-leaners were obeying the “no applause” rule.

“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”

So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

I understand being undecided between voting for an independent candidate whose opinions align more with your own and one of the people who actually have a chance to win but you don’t agree with so much. I DO NOT EVEN KINDA GET not having a preference between Trump and Hillary at this point.