The interview for a position at Roberta’s is pretty much 1 question— “Who are you most like: Jean-Ralphio or Mona Lisa Saperstein?” As long as you check one, you’ve got a job.

“We don’t hate her because she’s a woman! Her being a woman has nothing to do with it!”

I just realized I was clutching my teeth so hard- I might break my jaw.

I guess this was coming especially after “hillary for prison,” “trump that bitch” and “hillary sucks but not like monica.”

Basket of deplorables? You don’t say....

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

You should vote how you want.

If you don’t like the two party system, you should be fighting for reform by changing the voting system, not by voting for third parties under our current system, which doesn’t help end the two party system.

Sorry that you have to pretend Hillary Clinton alone is personally responsible for every war the US has been involved in EVER, so that you can help Donald Trump get elected.

You don’t get to just pretend that your moral high ground doesn’t have real world consequences, jerk

It’s fine that you don’t want to vote for a candidate that you don’t think represents your ideals, but it is also fine that Bee lives in the real world and recognizes that: (1) there are only two candidates with a chance to win this presidential election and (2) if you refuse to vote for the one that most closely…

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.

“But Parker himself didn’t say stop so, by his own logic, not only should the journalist kept going, he should have invited two other journalists into the room to keep asking the same question.”

I love how he characterizes the film as a group project as a 400 person effort. He wrote it, he directed it and he took the starring role. Some group project. Not sure if he's saying he's getting too much credit or whether the media should pursue some of the other 399 who might have bigger skeletons in their closets.

“I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it’s just a fucking product.” Yup. And since this is their promotion - along with rapist-like marketing - then I wish some journalist would ask these questions, too. I mean, if he’s sincere about confronting toxic man-ability and stuff. Because, based on the…

I feel like they are just trying to save their investment and grasping a straws.

I hate that this movie is being framed as a movement, when it's just a fucking product.