If you find Russian maddening I don’t think Hungarian is the next logical choice. I speak French, Russian, and Czech (used to be intermediate in Mandarin but I’ve fallen way down into elementary so I’m not counting that) and I wouldn’t touch Hungarian with a 10,000 meter pole.

I’m right there with you. I’m also exhausted over the THIS CELEBRITY IS THE BEST I LOVE HIM/HER SOOOO MUCH EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS PERFECT mania that inevitably devolves into outrage and hatred before a new celebrity love is found and put on a pedestal before being soundly dumped off.

But his supporters don’t care because it just feeds into their narrative that government is bad and everyone who works in government is lazy.

This is why Democrats need to show up to non-presidential elections. I voted absentee from abroad trying to stop this mess but I know so many people who just didn’t care enough to stop by the polls (I know people have obstacles but these were people with means and ability). Then they act outraged that this idiot is…

I read a really good article about this in California Sunday Magazine. There was a family that didn’t have their water set up for well over a year because the town kept delaying it and giving them the run-around. The article really exposed how almost everyone in town is part of the church so those who aren’t are…

Yaaaas. I’m right there with you. I don’t listen to her music or follow her really but I'd be so stoked for her to come out. It always feels like a win when a big celebrity joins the team.

Yeah and it was probably one of those things said with friends that is silly and an “inside joke” even though it doesn’t make sense to anyone. It’s extra funny because it contains a naughty word. I remember when kids I knew thought it was high comedy to just say “EJACULATION” as an answer to anything. All of this is a…

I think it's just one of those ~~~totally raaaaandom~*~ jokes kids make. The MySpace tween loved sharing them. I regrettably know this because I once was one.

Wait, Taylor is bi???

A close relative of mine had a transplant early in her life and had to take ridiculously awful anti-rejection meds. Maybe they’ve improved them now but then they really did a ton of damage and there was no way she could get pregnant without the medicine killing the fetus or severely damaging it. I don’t understand how…

I’m thinking this way but like you I’m also cautiously optimistic because Trump has defeated all conventional wisdom. I do hope that his nomination motivates minorities and just non-racist non-extremist people to go out and vote against him. I like to think his supporters will sink his ship because while he may tone…

Oh but immigration laws are super super lax, haven’t you heard??? These are the same people who think immigration is way too easy (without actually knowing the process). But to be fair to them, I haven’t met anyone who’s never dealt with immigration personally who understands how difficult it is all over the world.

“To say this guy has completely changed my complexion would NOT be an understatement.”

I actually really like The Try Guys. Admittedly I haven’t seen any of their videos in a while, I loved the one they did where they tried to feel what a woman feels during pregnancy. I think about that video a lot and how I wish it was mandatory for male lawmakers to undergo if they want to speak about women’s bodies…

I don’t know if you're being serious or not (it's hard to tell with all the Hillary hate around here) but if you are then I join you in the I-can't-wait crowd. I'm so damn excited.

My eyes are permanently lodged in eye roll position after reading Jemima’s tweet.

I love Kim because she can have a reality show, a blog and Twitter that detail pretty much everything she does, can let the paps know where she’ll be and when and she still manages to promote an app by saying “Unlock my world.” What is there left to unlock?

I’d complain, but honestly I’m still basking in the hilarity of them using the exact same tragic plotline of losing a spouse after having your third kid. There is a very specific curse in that family that kills off spouses after a Tanner has a third kid of the same sex as the spouse.

“But I also don’t like to see other people treated badly…It’s not OK with me.”

Yes, it’s “Dead mouse.”