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Love them, had three - a 120 saloon that got hydraulics, a 130 coupe that I cut three feet out of the middle so you drove it from the back seat, and a rare series 1 coupe, that ended up with a 2.2 litre Lancia twin cam and umm, hydraulics. Would love another, but they are actually really expensive for a good one now.

Congratulations. As a token, accept this:

then you didn’t hear him talk about one ball Torchinsky.

This is not “genius”

This is massively underfunded research.

You get a star for Dave Grohl.

If I hadn’t been drinking, I’d totally make like 300 fake accounts and star the fuck out of this so that it would hold its rightful place at the top of the list.

Had a nissan versa can confirm.

Anything with a CVT.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Right. So batteries aren’t totally harmless... Because I^2*R.

Camaros.

Well some people might call it a phobia or paranoia, I call it being appropriately cautious - I carry a fire extinguisher in my car, mounted right under the front of the passenger’s seat.

The car slipping off the jacks and crushing me...I make sure that shit is stable before getting under it...

These are actually required in the UK; they’re so you can see the car ahead of you in foggy weather. They’re handy!

This made my night.

A front wheel drive mini-wagon with an M Sport pack.

Now it's time to play a little game called : scenes from a hat

Welcome to BMW, where the numbers are made up, and the cars don't matter.