Volvo i5 Turbo PCV system (Flame Trap). Conveniently located under the intake manifold of course.

White, gold, orange, blue, red & white, white, white, British racing green, blue, blue, city bus color, blue and silver, black with a purple splash, dark green, deep indigo pearl (ok its blue).... I think I really want another orange vehicle though.

1981 Audi 5000: Hard to find electrical window switches requiring yearly changes. Vacuum operated door leaks, I mean locks. Mechanical fuel injected 5 cylinder and with the battery way back under the rear seat. Looked pretty for a while though.

I had to stop the video. All those nice cars and money for a Tesla battery, but you can’t afford to buy friggin pneumatic tools, or even some electric ones and proper sockets? Grind off the security Torx screws? Really? A set of these bits are like $30(CAD) at Crappy Tire. OK I Vented, now I need to keep watching and…

This is still my favorite Clarkson accent disaster: “Punk” Clarkson

Been there, done that. Worst winter vehicle EVER! Especially with bald ass 31 inch tires and icy roads. Believe me, This vehicle will spin you around from having a leisurely cruise to random pirouettes at highway speeds more than once. Once I was narrowly avoided a oncoming truck only to have to go straight into a…

OMG......JACK STAND!!!!

OMG......JACK STAND!!!!

Don’t forget the hair! Trudeau does have nice hair; Trump, well I’m not convinced it IS hair.

A proper mini truck!

One very cold morning I blew the timing belt in my ‘96 that had the same 2.3L motor. With a little bit of elbow grease it ended up costing me a grand total of $48 CDN....48 BUCKS! Hooray for non-interference fit engines.

Legacy driven “Offroad” .... AKA: Moab

Deer Whistles...no they actually work.

My father had ‘79 F150 with a small “trunk” in the side of box in front of the tire. I always thought these were pretty cool until I owned a truck with one and realized they rusted out pretty bad. They are still neat though due to being such a good use of space.

Maybe he should have gotten a VW van instead.

Kill me now...

Megacity eh?...it doesn’t look that bad.

OK, how about a few different ones:

Found my car when I was in high school: 1979 Chevy Monza

The SX4 has horrendous fuel economy for such a little car. My Outback gets better mpg than these. I still want an SX4 though, I even signed the papers on one when they were stopping sales in Canada. They were a really good deal at the time but the used prices now are way too high compared to what they were selling…