I’m calling them Bunny Ears from now on and no one can stop me

Guess that no one told you life was gonna be this way.

The mustache is a little on the nose

Have you seen modern day New York City???

Nah, liberals don’t drive with alloy wheels

Never underestimate white people’s lust to sell out their children’s futures and step over their dying relatives just for a chance to inconvenience a black persons day

That’s even stupider than what I read!!!

Need to make a note next time I visit Atlanta

Mail deliverers make more money

Killuminati all through your body, the blow is like a 12-gauge shotty FEEL MEH

I think the most important question I have is WHY are those people behind the US team?

I have noticed a very lax policy on cookout invitations

You should see the white tears on Twitter

But he wasn’t white

Too bad they didn’t try to snatch him while he was over there. I hear that the North Koreans occasionally snatch over people who get to close

I know what my next commuter is!

I’m proud to give you your 1000th star!

Require a DNA test on the baby and whoever the father is is required to pay child support under penalty of fine and/or jail.

I’d be more worried about gastric acid which can dissolve metal

Whether Chicago style, New York Style, California, St Louis, New Haven, Iranian, Martian; as long as it’s cheesy and meaty and saucy and I get the itus, there’s room for all pizzas on my table