If I was particularly petty, I would look into if I could split the building in half with a simple wall and create two separate businesses, one a karaoke establishment and the other a bar. Then seeing the legality of having a large door connecting the two businesses and simply having a…

I need some curry

Well I’m half white and I don’t find it insulting at all. If anything, you’re the one getting upset about race.

As a half white person, I can safely say that this article is not racist at all since I have a white friend.

Sophomore year, roomed with a friend and his side of the room was such a mess, he had to sleep on the floor because his bed was so full of trash.

Yes, well the Constitution of the United States won’t do anyone any good if all the children are dead, will it?

It’s literally like “I love this document more than the lives of children.”

That’s what I kind of figured but I had just woken up and was still in a bit of a daze

Since 1899, our fraternity has taken much pride in the diversity and uniqueness of our membership

Yeah, me neither

You think that’s original??

I’m late to the party but this is true. Nothing was bad in NOLA and I went back to Seattle completely ruined.

Next you’ll be saying General Tso didn’t make his world famous chicken!

Hey I didn’t CHOOSE to just bring a life into the world to inconvenience everybody forever. A pair of ear plugs is the least you can do for one less parking spot at the grocery store.

At that point, I’d just hand over a blank check and tell them to write whatever number they want.

You’re supposed to wash them?

Shakshuka Pizza

That seems like the kind of thing you’d find out after some very basic research. Like a Wikipedia page?

Speaking as a pre-Amazonian Seattle resident, NYC should be on their hands and knees thanking AOC

Oh where to even start;