Thanks

It’s diverse enough!

So from what I understand, a grown man trapped a 15 year old kid in the bathroom so he could see his genitals?

I got an Oculus Rift a week or so ago so I’ll be looking to buy a shooty game. That and Stellaris.

Donchya know anything about New York history??

I’m not sure for how long but I know you can definitely survive more than two days without synthroid. That’s actually a part of most treatments after a thyroidectamy. You’d just be really confused and tired.

I bet he felt so relieved afterwards

Not to keep driving until the temperature indicator hits the red

Password, my son

This reminds me of the very white Thanksgiving that I nearly had last year.

See that’s always the thing. Hindsight is always 20/20 but I imagine the vast majority of these situations are going to take these people by complete surprise.

Is... is the Onion out of a job?

I was about to roll my eyes at the headline and the passengers when I learned what fruit it was and completely sympathized.

It literally looks like a plastic bag of yellow diarrhea

I usually go to bed when that happens but then again it’s usually 2am-3am when that happens.

I grew up in Hong Kong and even then I knew black face was a no-no

I am never buying ready to eat grocery store soup ever again and I will miss it.

For what it’s worth, you’re not your father. I think everyone goes through this whenever they realize their dad is simply a mortal man, fully capable of flaws and mistakes like everybody else.

I’m that friend only because Seattle drivers have made me what I am today