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Makes sense. Velveeta doesn’t separate when it gets warm like other cheeses.

Makes me think they’re getting desperate

When’s the send off?

BIG MONEY ON MONTANA!!! $$$

Don’t these barbarians know to flick and forget under your car seat or let the wind carry it away??

I’m quite positive that the vast majority of people who ate glue as children aren’t complete assholes.

That’s what you get when you cheap out with Italian parts!

Love the art direction, feels like I’m playing on my dad’s Macintosh SE/30!

Coward! So afraid of touching the face of God!

Going non-monogamous isn’t for everyone and shouldn’t be taken lightly at all. For me and my girl, it actually took a little over a year of discussion and consideration and rule creation before we pulled the trigger.

Fookin’ glorious

You need to leave right now

Glad it wasn’t some stupid shit.

It’s true. As a Washingtonian, I hate Keurig K-Cups.

Is it me or am I getting the strong vibe that men who are like “Oh these poor falsely accuse men” probably themselves have done some sketch shit in their life that they’re starting to question?

I bet you eat the fuzz on kiwi fruit

The same way that used car salesmen continue to sell to gullible buyers.

Alright, settle in, fellows, I think I can CotD this.

This only brings up the horrifying realization that there’s probably Handmaid’s Tale porn out there...