It just didn’t pass up to snuff for the good people at the prestigious Jalopnik Ltd.!

Heeeeee ignored the review and focused on the task of transitioning to becoming president?

Protop; Don’t get scammed by tire stores and buy a pair of ice chains. Instead, just buy one and wrap it around your steering wheel to save money!

Just a barefoot boy on a Saturday night, looking for the fight of his life

I HAD THAT

It’s really strange seeing OG rappers showing up in stuff grandmas would enjoy watching. It makes me wonder if Notorious BIG were still alive today, would he have been in a movie about taking his kids camping in a rented RV and they get into all sorts of wacky hijinks that involve close ups of Biggie Smalls’ face…

Fuck ‘em.

Hey it’s all part of God’s plan!

I’m just plain not having kids in America, period. The education system is FUBARed anyway and I won’t have any child of mine anywhere near the American educational system, not even university.

I WANT IT

I need to introduce my mom to weed since it’s legal in the Pacific Northwest. Me and my sis took her to her first drag show last month so why not go all the way?

1994 Toyota Camry - ~180,000/1994 = 90.3

I guess if I were to REALLY reach and go nuts, it could be argued that by public schools giving kids an education and that educated people are less likely to have unwanted pregnancies or teen pregnancies or whatever, that would result in less kids and thus promote eugenics.

I WILL MURDER A WHOLE FAMILY TREE IF I SEE ANOTHER CAR PARKED AN INCH OVER THE LINES GRAAAAAAAAAAH

She is literally an angel who has come down to touch our hearts.

Well the devil is the deceiver of the world.

I’m banking that they’ll be so inept, nothing gets done and then they pull a Nixon in a few years.

I have a 2008 Scion XB and I absolutely love it. It’s hella roomy and has pretty good power (I’ve actually have done accidental burnouts on it), but then again my previous car was a 1994 Toyota Camry so pretty much anything would have been an upgrade.

I want to take this moment to plug in my favorite Portland drag queen, BOLIVIA CARMICHAELS! You will have so much fun.

I have a car crowbar myself.