Tell me that again when your 16 year old daughter is getting her ass pinched and her tits ogled by some 45 year old rednecked Iowa farmer who stopped in at the local brewery to “unwind”.

I’m sure they’re also updating their minimum wage laws to ensure that children are paid exactly the same as adults with the same responsibilities and necessary skills. Right?

I’d argue 50+% of 14 year olds are in middle school

Yeah it’s about time those lazy freeloaders started working for a living! Get your ass out of middle school and go work in a dive bar until after dark around drunk adults!

“States rights!!” they would scream while also trying to pass a national abortion ban.

Time for a federal law on this. 

THERE IS NO LABOR SHORTAGE, THEY JUST DON’T WANT TO PAY LIVING WAGES

DeSantis is burning down Florida to help propel him to the national stage, except that when he gets out-primaried he’s going to be stuck with the ashes.

That would require DeSantis, and the GQP, having to admit climate change is real and require them to do some actual leading and working to address the issue. So pretty much a snow cones chance in hell of that happening. 

This is exactly what I think is happening, and it tracks with what some idiot GOP fundraiser said in an oped years ago about donors keeping the candidate in check like a Board of Directors would.

The biggest true risk facing Florida right now is climate change and lack of affordable homeowner’s insurance. So what does he focus on? Banning books about subjects that make him personally uncomfortable; persecuting teachers, healthcare workers and all women of childbearing age; drag shows; and...Mickey Mouse. What…

“Again, DeSantis hasn’t even said he’s running yet—but it sure seems like some of his rich friends are trying to squash him before he even announces.”

“Nothing unlawful has occurred”

“While my audience is familiar with me battling [same-sex attraction], others aren’t as familiar. I apologize for any inappropriate messages sent over the years,”

I’m willing to accept that an 85 year old might not know all the ins and outs of a Twitter controversy.

I would like to point out that the Right actually hated Rowling first. They only switched when she got Terfy, before that she was luring children to Satan.

This is an incredibly self-serving attitude that lead to the election of Trump in 2016 and the fall of Roe.

So, according to: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/1461

So, why didn’t it’s obscene materials mailing come up again sooner? Even with RvW trumping it on abortions, would porn mags still run afoul of it?

The law would also apply to boner pills, prostate medication, sex toys, and porn. Can we start a federal ban on those as well?