I got so many Cs and Ds it looks like my senior year report card up in here.

Where is that Sarah McLaughlin song used for dog and cat commercials?

you know that no one is forcing you to watch ALL of them, right?!

it’s not like the MCU where if you miss an episode you might not know how Sam Bee got to be the new Captain America because Jimmy Fallon wiped out half of the other hosts using the infinity stones.

Oh, for heaven’s sake. By color?! Um, no.

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

You know she’s the lady that hands out toothbrushes at Halloween. 

Is there anything out there remaining for Wen to intentionally misunderstand so she can let us all know how smug and self-righteous she is? "Well actually..."

Reading about you talking about Spades reminds me so much of Euchre and playing that between Junior High to about mid-high school.

Giving honor to God and all the saints, I am visiting from suburban Detroit and came to testify. I have dwelt amongst the sinners. Though I struggled valiantly, I only mastered the rudimentary aspects of the game, frequently requiring refresher on whether hearts beat diamonds and what defines a Boston. Pray for me now,…

Ditto. I take take Lactaid pills for other peoples benefit.

If you don’t have it yet, you’re in the clear.

It sounds unpleasant, but I could really use the $15000.

Good to remind people that Mike Pence is a christian supremacist and I have no doubt he is filling his corona virus taskforce with “christian warriors” who could give a shit about mitigating the spread of this virus since they most likely believe this is “god’s judgement” at play.

Also, the weird Holly Hobby guy founded and funded it, and in late 2018 admitted the Scrolls were fake. Or admitted that there was a suspicion that they were (meaning all the sane people knew they were.) A quick walk up from the Smithsonian. Did he not think someone from there might wander over and take a look?

I’m sure Republican men everywhere will have some rude, nasty remarks for her.  And yet:

“Me”, and “restaurants I love.”

My wife would not be a fan of me going on any more first dates, but she would love it if I asked for more butter.

When I make sandwiches, I always wrap them in wax paper. There’s a weird but real fancy feeling when you unwrap a sandwich from wax paper. It just makes the sandwich taste better. Even my husband notices it and he generally notices nothing ephemeral.