I feel like I have whatever the opposite of ASMR is, because this puts me ON EDGE. When I hear shit like this it is insta-rage. I can't get away from these nosies fast enough, and also, if I see someone doing something that I know is making that noise, I can not even look at them because I am just imagining the sound.

I want to be like "who leaves plugged in clippers lying around?" and "isn't that dangerous?" But my own spawn did this to her bangs the night before Thanksgiving...

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

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Isn't Nancy also throwing shade at the fact that republicans are notoriously against social welfare programs? That whole next level of shade is down right shudder worthy!

There is a precedence to this though. Bill Gates wound up making his fortune when someone noticed his firebreathing act when he used to open gratis for REO Speedwagon, and Warren Buffet got his start working for free as a ring girl in backyard wrestling tournaments that were frequented by Wall Street talent scouts.

I love that first story. We can all have a laugh and nobody comes away with bad feelings. =)

His dad started the gang.

All the way to the top.

The other thing to mention is that the Minneapolis police chief, Janeé Harteau (far left) was with them! She probably knows a thing or two about gang signs.

I live around these parts, and most people I know are saying "Are you fucking kidding me?" The response is an overwhelming: "Oh, FFS KSTP. Really?"

They're in the notorious Buddy Christ gang.

Pew! Pew! Pew!

Does that happen often for you?

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