The one way guaranteed to work - hit door close when you meant to hit the open button.

We need this on Android ASAP.

It claims that it integrates with Goodreads (which means Amazon). This could be a good thing.

... Run to the bathroom, sip of ...

I should have hyphenated it — Hot-dunky sauce. More funk than dunk - grandpa was from Detroit. Hot-funky sauce sounds a little weird.

It is beautiful. It’s even better with my grandfather’s recipe for meatballs with hot dunky sauce in it.

You must be a young. An old knows it is a chafing dish.

Maybe the calculator needs a multiplier based on which team you’ll be watching. The Lions could easily rate a “2.” Or perhaps it could trigger an “other liquor” category. Multiple highballs and beer, for instance. (Add pinochle and you have my childhood family parties.)

Bingo! BTW, I love trademark law

1. Get a dog

Smart Phone Sticky Pad

It’s also known as “I’m old and I don’t care what you think.”

There is a difference between telling your personal chef that “this is the diet I’m on, so make it wonderful” on your way to your personal gym to exercise with your personal trainer and buying your own groceries for your family and doing the cooking and figuring out snacks and... I need some cheese.

We love Plymouth gin, no vermouth. Hendricks is pretty good, followed by Beefeater. Tanqueray is used for g&t.

My niece was on with the dodge ball team that played against One Direction. They took it easy on 1D.

I think it’s pretty obvious that the wolf at the top of the picture represents your mother-in-law, watching you

look like morgellons

FTW

"Let me give you a shoulder rub, pleeze!"