The regular grater makes very fine tiny shreds and is good for zest. The ribbon cutter makes larger shreds and is great for parmesan cheese. Get both. Really. I don't think I would get the very course grater; it looks wicked dangerous. Use a cut-proof glove if the graters scare you.

What you show is a ribbon grater, but your link sends readers to a standard Microplane grater. I love my ribbon grater.

The Night Manager - read the book and anticipate.

The stories I could tell

As long as you didn't insist on adding a descriptive word (disclaimed) to a trademark and insist it gets it's own application, we'd be fine.

trademark paralegal here - I wish I worked for you.

You, Sir, have no class.

no hate for Groupon. Most of my fine dining is on some kind of discount (Main Street Ventures in Ann Arbor has the BEST birthday deal). I'm making fun of putting on the "airs" of some who is claiming vast experience with fine dining. He was practically asking "Don't you know who I am?"

"some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining with Groupon" They forgot to mention that all their fining dining is at places with Groupon, so I fixed it for them.

You've been waiting for a chance to tell your story.

Just you keep thinking your magic thoughts, bless your heart

I had to draw the line at roasting green beans.

When a news story leads with "A story you'll see only on 5" the reporters should step back and consider why. See Fox News.

We have had the Silvia and Rocky (doserless) for about 10 years. Great machines. The folks a 1st line are great, too. They talked me through a diagnosing a repair Silvia needed. I got the parts and fixed her up.

I have a cream maker. Pour milk and melted, sweet butter in thr top, pump away and cream comes out the bottom.

We use a Krups blade grinder for spices. It has "spices" written on the side so it won't be confused with the coffee blade grinder. Hubbo ended up with cumin flavored coffee anyway.

I think I know who the culprit is

Based on their tanlines, they lost a bet.

This one is still the winner. Pass the steel wool and eye wash

Don't be that guy.