I hope you used an appropriately gravelly baritone.

Glynis Johns was Desiree; Hermione was Grandmother.

Um, "netting negative calories" is how one loses weight

I have a soft spot for the bride and accordian. Lenin approves.

I LOVE my Delta Touch faucet. I've had it for a couple of years and it works perfectly. It's great for when I have to wash my hands after handling chicken.

#8 must be for fact-checking while watching DVR. It (plus IMDB) is best for the perenial question "Who is that?"

Still can't get Amazon vids on it. Keeping the Roku.

Why do photographers use such extreme lens. Adam Scott looks like a bobble-head

I seem to be the only one who misses the side scroll. I don't read everything, certainly not the first time it's published. I like having the "index" to the articles. I like to scroll through to read what appeals to me at the moment. The old format permitted switching between the views; I would like to see that option…

??? Is this another "wordsmithing" faux pas?

We use UltraBrite, too. I feel so thrifty and virtuous. I also have great check-ups.

I use salt and a bit of oil if I need an abrasive, but otherwise I do as above.

The new law limits school lunches to 850 calories.

Time to start practicing your penguin walk.

I think googly eyes makes this eggplant look like Howard Cosell

I've heard this guy interviewed for this book and every time it makes me angry. He is promoting extortion by the front desk "agent" (when did they stop being clerks?). Give him the bribe and he won't put you in room 1212, or in the room by the noisy ice machine. He left the business when the hotel he was working at…

They do so we don't have to, doh

It looks like a hairdryer, when opened.

I guess if a volcano suddenly erupted outside here in Ann Arbor, I might record it and shout a bit before leaving.

He said it's a tax-deductible contribution!