It’s totally wrong to make fun of those with senile dementia - in other words, the GOP and supporters. Dinosaurs. Lie down and become fuel.

Also,

duh american apparel.

its me and im actually several men

ahem.

So, when you have said you are running for President because god told you to...and you get your ass handed to you by Trump...does it occur to you that (a) god doesn’t exist or (b) god is kind of a dick.

Wasn’t Romney’s father born in Mexico??

I miss Romney and I am a Mexican immigrant! I MISS ROMNEY!! This is what The Donald and Cruz have done.

Now, I'm freaking out how close Trump is to the presidency. This whole Republican nomination process has been an unmitigated nightmare of epic proportions. Everyone was horrible in their own ways.

I can’t quite get over that Tyga is wearing a jacket with a Depeche Mode quote on the back (?)