Car companies + “Tech is easy, building cars is hard” = Cadillac CUE

Miata?

Well Jesus Christ please don't leave us hanging, how fast did the cars go?

In one sense, this is a shame, as the over-the-top pretentiousness of the F&F series has always been ripe for parody.

If that’s your idea of a fix warn me if you are ever working on the toilet so I don’t have a nasty surprise.

I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

Short a tension span, then?

Gotta love that “wow you hate tesla? You must drive pickup truck”, classic tesla bible quote. 

The Jeep Caliber is known as the CompASS.

Hummer H2.

trio of trash

Well, I’ve already nominated mine, but could someone PLEASE step up to the plate and at least honorable mention that goddam Murano convertible?

Of all the cars that gets next to me, the Ssangyong Rodius tops the list. Just look at this thing.

2008-2014 Dodge Avenger. For being arguably the worst modern car on the road today. Absolute shit build quality, violently bland styling, horrific engine, horrific transmission, always the car 3 inches off your ass or flying around the interstate or running from an accident it caused. I could go on for hours, why…

I agree, they almost sound like a NIMBY who feels violence againsy the car is justifiable because they consider it an eyesore.

I don’t even get why a yellow car would “ruin” a photo, instead of add personality to it. But then what I don’t get even more, is where on the venn diagram you get someone who is such a twee fucker that this is a problem for them, but then also is the kind of yob (that’s the term over there right?) that smashes car…

This story cracked me up because the same thing damn near happened to me, but in a rental Corolla with two girls (one of which I had a thing for). One of the lowest points of my life and can totally commiserate.

I picture all of these awesomely random articles eventually being compiled into a crazy coffee table book, named perhaps, The Torch Chronicles. Also, this goes on the idea list for my slightly broken Bug.

Twas the night before the night before Christmas