I thought everyone was already aware that Q lives in the top of the Chrysler Building, where it lays in wait for Michael Moriarty to feed it the occasional gangster.

I’m sure the documentary will get into this, but QAnon yokes itself firmly to Evangelical Christianity, and that’s what keeps the suckers sucking. The more it’s exposed as a grift, the more big dates that pass with zero incident, the more the true believers are encouraged to stay true. Because it’s not fact-based,…

They always should have been reversed. Justin Long is that handsome, average-witted hip-but-not-too-hipster guy you’re kind of friends with in college or the office. Super mainstream but doesn’t really care about music, movies or art beyond what’s new on Netflix. You know, just a guy. He might have a Mac but he’d be…

Uhhh... Fuck Blade Runner, marry Apocalypse Now, kill Justice League.

Whenever I think about how badly Snyder botched these characters, my mind wanders to one of my favorite comics, Alex Ross and Jim Krueger’s Justice - it’s especially easy to wander there because the fuckin’ Justice League promo art referenced this exact comic. Like everything with the Snyderverse, it’s an empty…

You’ve got stuff like the joker cutting off his own face with a rusty knife, an evil version of Batman who has a pack of crazy dog-like Robins on leashes, constant alt-world stories so every writer can have a turn at writing superman as an evil vindictive asshole, it just goes on and on.

Once all scenes are in slo-mo, then slow motion will finally become regular motion.

After years of trying to shake the idea that their characters were antiquated throwbacks (see the 1990s-2000s), DC Comics finally began to embrace the fun aspects of its Silver Age stories (Batman Brave and the Bold, New Frontier, CW’s The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow, etc). What’s surprising about Zack Snyder’s…

* Announcing Jon Hamm, Amy Poehler and Courtney B. Vance as the Damage Control TV show leads

Snyder doesn’t make trainwrecks so much movies that you have to wade through as if you’re knee-deep in molasses. 

Warner Brothers spent $70 million to get the film from a C- to a C. I love it.

Also, even if you appreciate the fact that Snyder has his own visual style as a director, I think this sentence really sums up why it never adds up to a compelling experience: “There’s no such thing as a small moment in a Zack Snyder movie.…

You are all sweet summer children. Of course this isn’t over. I predict one of the following:

* The cultists say there is really an 8-hour cut out there
* Whedon will go on an attempted redemption tour sometime before the end of 2021 and call for his contributions to be included and eventually, there will be a “Snydon”…

“Paint me like one of your French jawns” is not how “jawn” works. It’s never a person. 

I lost a friend to it. Its sad because its my sons best friends dad. They moved out of my area and down to Kentucky right before Trump was elected. He leaned right but overall was a nice smart guy. We didn’t agree on everything but we could sit around a camp fire, drink a beer and bullshit.

If you tell and asshole they’re an asshole, they’ll think you’re an asshole. You can’t win.

So how is it ‘’mysogynistic’’ to point out that many abusive women really do use this sort of shaming language towards men that can be summed up as ‘’You’re not a real man!’’ and for which thus the term ‘’emasculating’’ is not only factually accurate, but the only one that adequately encapsulates the dynamic of the…

Our society seems fueled by angry, tribal politics - outrage and fear seem to provoke so many actions and ideas and politicians take advantage of that to maintain power.

Probably mostly random confluence of meaningless trivia, like that an improbably well known astrophysicist has a penchant for trying to educate people about science on Twitter in an newslike-content-aggregation-friendly fashion.

Stupid people who believe stupid things have a history of not giving up their stupid beliefs when they’ve been proven to be wrong. See: anti-vaxxers, creationists, kinja apologists, etc.

Don’t call it a comeback. It’s been here for years.