Okay, let’s get this straight.

Now I’m imagining Doom as a GlaDOS-style superintelligence plugged into a fifth-grader’s potato battery.

I would like a nice falafel with hot sauce, a side order of mind-altering babaganoush, and a powerful seltzer, please.

It seems pretty obvious watching BHCII that Jenny is being set-up as a love interest for Axel.  It’s really weird, from the conventions of action/cop/buddy/etc. movies of the time for them to NOT at least kiss, or something.  But, well, it was still the eighties, and no way were they going to let Eddie kiss a white…

I own an schmancy espresso machine, and wayyyy too often I ask guests if they want their shot “weith a lemoan tweest”.

 I was about to argue with you by bringing up Bowfinger, but I realized I can’t argue that Eddie was mostly cashing a paycheck in that one too (though his performance as Jiff may be one of my favorites of his).

I got a Scott Tobias notification for this?

Ms. Immortal

That scifi UMP looks so incredibly awkward, it just had to be painted (or maybe even cut and pasted) in afterwards. So what is it replacing? It looks more like he’s supposed to be holding a bladed weapon than a gun.  Maybe Hasbro didn’t want to make a mold for a wakazashi or a KBAR so they just crammed in some of…

I love how the most thoughtless, reactionary responses at the AVC now get the most stars. It’s great.

Though I think that the Highlander franchise’s extraordinary shittiness all comes from people deciding that they simply could not make anything else in this world without also calling it “Highlander”.

That’s what “[sic]” is for.  And copy editors.

Once again murder capital of America, baby! Suck it Chicago and St. Louis! Who Dat say they gonna outmurder us! Whooo!

I’m going to put in a good word for My Name Is Earl as one of the best comedies of its era. It’s as much a spiritual predecessor to The Good Place as any other show can possibly be, with fantastic characters and a killer cast around a legitimately self-examining premise. It really got ignored by critics because it was…

I am well aware.  I think of it every time I see her in an AT&T ad and I get slightly simmered that we didn’t at least get one season.

Have we heard the term ‘meatbag’ yet in the MCU?

He’s a Batman ‘66 villain in an increasingly anachronistic milieu

All his many positions in the Marvel universe have been taken by other characters. Even his nega-band schtick got stole by Kamala!

Honestly, the moment Peggy raised a sword and shield in What If? I was not going to be satisfied until she someday wields Excalibur and gets hit on by Opal Luna Saturnyne.