*bagpipes*

Enemy Mine

WORD.

This feels like a fucking telethon.

CGI Claymation still weirds me out

"Axel F"?

Wasn't he Finals MVP, though?

That droid ain't right.

#OscarsSoXX

This is turning into the Hugo Awards.

He'll die legendary, on the Red Carpet

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

Now this is a cool montage.

Are there any vowels in this song?

"Fight the Power"?!

aka the Bobby Jindal administration

Funnily enough, perhaps the only other big country other than the US to be so isolationist and convinced of its all-importance in the modern era as to handwave the existence of the rest of the world, happens to be China.

Who knew this generation's Finnegans Wake was strung one pearl at a time in Amazon customer reviews?

That should be Locke & Key & Peele.

A textmergency needs only some backpedaling, excuse-making, and a bit of manipulation to douse. A textastrophy requires the commission of at least a misdemeanor, coordinated teamwork, and perhaps an act of G_d to weasel out of.